Saturday, January 28, 2012

After 10 hours of cooking....







Ridiculously buttery and melt-in-your mouth blackberry muffins....



Fresh paneer....



A spiced applesauce cake....



And a whole mess of peppers, onions, and garlic.

My friends are coming to visit today. We're going to play League of Legends, board games, and feast until we're too full to move. In the interests of that last goal, I've made them a feast. The menu includes:
  • Homemade chips and hummus
  • Minced lamb and peas
  • Palak paneer (although my paneer didn't turn out. So I picked up some peynir instead.)
  • Homemade naan
  • Blackberry muffins (if I'm nice enough to share!)
  • Spiced applesauce cake with cinnamon frosting

    Yeah, I know you wish you were my friend. Birds do like cooking.
  • Friday, September 2, 2011

    Pitas appear to be beyond me.

    Aha, and ya'll thought I forgot about my mission to re-cook everything I ate in England, didn't you? The one I gave the ridiculously British-sounding name to? Well, I didn't forget at all!

    I'm just bad at cooking things in a timely manner, it seems.

    The original version of this dish came from the Jazz Cafe, and it was one of the things I was most looking forward to. And it turned out deliciously. Everything except the pita, which I attempted to make on my own. The bread tasted fine, but you know how pitas are supposed to have little pockets, for putting food inside...?

    Mine were just sad and flat. I didn't even take a picture of it, because it made me so sad.

    I did take a picture of the final product, though.



    So many colors! If I had not made whole-wheat pitas, then maybe there would have been even more, but I appear to be obsessed with whole-wheat. I think that's a good thing, it makes me feel healthier.

    These are really easy to make. Mixing together the tabbouleh and tzatziki can be day the day before, even, and the lamb patties only take minutes to throw together. It takes a while only to chop everything up by hand. I'm a horrendously slow food chopper, so it still took me about half an hour, but Mama Bird could have done it in probably 10. I guess that should be my next goal: improving my chopping skills...

    Recipe from All About You
    (Makes 8 servings, with 338 calories and $2.02 per serving)
    Lamb Patties
  • 18 ounces ground lamb
  • 4 tablespoons breadcrumbs
  • 1 egg
  • zest of 1 lemon
  • 2 teaspoons oregano
  • 3 garlic cloves
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
    1. Mix all ingredients but olive oil in bowl until well combined.
    2. Shape into eight patties.
    3. Place on tray and chill in fridge for at least 15 minutes.
    4. Heat oil, and fry over medium to high heat for 4 to 5 minutes each side.
    5. Drain on kitchen towel.
    6. Serve with tabbouleh, pita, and tzatziki sauce.

    Tabbouleh
  • 2 ounces couscous
  • 2 ounces fresh parsley
  • 1 ounce fresh mint
  • 1/2 red onion
  • 3 tablespoons olive oil
  • 3 tablespoons lemon juice
    1. Put dry couscous in bowl and pour in 1/2 cup of hot water.
    2. Stir, then cover and let sit until water is absorbed.
    3. Fluff with fork, and add remaining ingredients. Chill before serving.

    Tzatziki Sauce
  • 1 cup greek yogurt
  • 1 cucumber
  • 1 green onion
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 1 tablespoon mint
  • 3 tablespoons lemon juice
    1. Peel and dice cucumber.
    2. Combine all ingredients and stir well.
    3. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes before serving.


    Today's lessons learned:
    • I chop things very slowly.
    • Pitas without pockets are a lot like naan.
  • Monday, April 11, 2011

    Lamb Chop Shoulders

    There's a wine store right next to my job that does weekly wine and beer tastings. So every Friday at 5, some of us will head over there, try some nice drinks, and then go back to work. Well, that's not entirely true. I go grocery shopping and then home afterwards, but almost everyone else goes back to work.

    I'm one of the only younger people at my office who comes in 'early.' Early being before nine. Many of them come in at nine or ten, some of them come in even later sometimes. I understand the appeal- why wake up earlier, you're doing the same number of hours, after all- but I like to be home, I guess. I like getting home before it's dark, (maybe) cooking dinner, and just sitting around. The past few days I've been consumed by Pokemon Black. Yes, yes, I know, I can't complain about people in my office coming in later and then talk about Pokemon in the same paragraph. This is why I don't consider myself an adult.

    But back to the wine tasting.

    I had no real love for wine at the start of my job. Even now I tend to like sweet dessert wines over dark, 'full-bodied' red wines. I don't love the bitterness, although I can like it. Almost a month ago, I bought an expensive bottle of red wine, because I liked it, and as we were tasting it the store owner told us that it would go well a fatty meat, such as lamb. And that got me thinking.

    I've had lamb all of twice in my life, and I had certainly never cooked it. So of course I bought an expensive bottle of wine and then immediately went to the nearby Harris Teeter and started looking for lamb.

    It actually took me a few weeks to settle on a recipe for it, and the first time I wanted to make it for my friends, I brought the wrong bottle of wine. I pulled it out of the bag I had brought it in, held it up to the light, and noticed that it was distinctly white. So with a sigh, we ordered pizza that night. I may have been the only one sighing that night, but I was quite upset about it. So the next Tuesday night, I subjected everyone to my little adventure.



    This was one of the more expensive food adventures I've set out on. The wine and lamb were by far the most expensive parts, but we just didn't seem to have a well-stocked pantry this week so I had to buy a lot of parts for it. Some parts- like the fresh mint I bought only for this- ended up being a mistake because I left them in the fridge, only to be remembered hours after the food was gone. I don't even remember what we ended up doing with it, I just hope it wasn't completely wasted money.



    We all thought the lamb smelled very nice as it was cooking, but...



    I think this actually smelled the best. The wine smelled amazing, and with the veggies and the cooked lamb just sitting nearby, it was just... amazing. I can't even think of a more descriptive word. I wanted to eat it right then, but everyone was watching, so it wouldn't have been very subtle. And the lamb wasn't done cooking yet.



    Sadly, my picture of the final plate was terrible. The flash went off, washing everything out, and I felt weird enough taking a bunch of pictures of people cooking with my friends. They didn't say anything, but I mumbled a few excuses about wanting to show Mama Bird. After the first picture didn't come out, I just decided I'd edit it and fix the lighting. But no, that picture is much too far gone for that.

    Oh well. Imagine that, but sitting on a plate on a bed of pasta.

    The pasta mixed incredibly well with the sauce, absorbing just a little, but enough to be delicious. I believe everyone enjoyed this, I know I did. However, I probably won't make it again- partially because it wasn't cheap, partially because it wasn't easy on the calories, partially because we also drained that bottle of wine, and partially because there are other ways to cook lamb I want to experiment with.

    Braised Lamb Chop Shoulders from Food.com
    (Makes 4 servings, with 793 calories and $7.58 per lamb chop)

  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 4 shoulder lamb chops
  • 1 large sweet onion
  • 3 medium carrots
  • 3 large celery ribs
  • 1/2 lemon
  • 1/2 cup red wine
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/8 teaspoon ground pepper
  • 14 ounces tomatoes, diced
  • 1 tablespoon curry powder
  • 1 teaspoon cumin
  • 1 teaspoon coriander
  • 4 cloves garlic
  • 1 tablespoon soy sauce
  • 1/2 cup cold water
  • 1 tablespoon cornstarch
  • 3 -4 sprigs fresh mint, leaves removed and rolled up,cut in thin strips
    1. Trim excess fat from the chops.
    2. Heat oil and brown chops on both sides, roughly five minutes each side.
    3. Remove lamb from pan and set aside.
    4. Using the same oil, add quartered onion and saute.
    5. Add chopped carrots, celery, salt, pepper, and lemon slices.
    6. Saute about 15 to 20 minutes.
    7. Stir in wine, and bring to simmer.
    8. In separate bowl mix together tomato, curry powder, cumin, coriander, garlic, and soy sauce.
    9. Add tomato mixture to pan and stir.
    10. Return lamb chops to pan and cover with mixture.
    11. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, and simmer for an hour.
    12. Mix water and cornstarch. Stir into pan and bring to a boil, and let simmer until the sauce is thick.
    13. Serve and sprinkle with fresh mint.

    I've been up to a lot of cooking recently. I made cookies for a friend, black bean 'gloop,' JalapeƱo Cheddar cornbread, and even more cornbread in the form of muffins. I completely failed to take pictures of the cookies, but everything else will be showing up eventually. This week I'll (hopefully!) be making naan, possibly sugar cookies, and some slow-cooked chicken vindaloo. I also splurged (again...) and bought Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day because everyone in the cooking blogosphere seems to love it, and the idea of making my own bread intrigues me. True, I don't often eat sandwiches, but Mama Bird will when we have the meat, and... and I wanted the book. Sigh. Maybe I'll save money next month...

    Today's lessons learned:
    • De-glazing is the process of getting food off the bottom of the pan, not the burnt black stuff.